You Too Can Contribute to the $200 Million Ad Campaign

Why? Because we could save the Bush campaign a lot of money this year. It’s time to reprise the ready-made bumper stickers that were floating around the net six months ago. They are as accurate and useful now as they were then, plus there are a few new ones I am willing to part with to Rove & Co., and I won’t need but a fraction of that $200 million:

Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism
Bush/Cheney '04: Because the truth just isn't good enough.
Bush/Cheney '04: Deja-voodoo all over again!
Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars
Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionaire behind
Bush/Cheney '04: Making the world a bitter place, one country at a time.
Bush/Cheney '04: Over a billion Whoppers served.
Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservatism
Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention.
Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast.
Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us!
Bush/Cheney ’04: The best money can buy
Bush/Cheney ’04: Be afraid, be very afraid

And some new ones from yours truly, just this weekend. I don’t know how Karl can pass these up either, and still have hope for Bush II in November:

Bush/Cheney ’04: Known by the companies we keep
Bush/Cheney ’04: We can do brown for you
Bush/Cheney ’04: Your contribution$ are $afe with u$
The Bush/Cheney Mastercard: 0% interest in you, 30 years to pay
Bush in ’04: Learning English as a second language
Cheney in ’04: Can you find a better vice president?
And with special thanks to Toshiba: Bush/Cheney ’04: Steals Daily

How about you? Your creative bumper sticker ideas are also needed now – so send them in via the “comment” link below. But none of us should expect an ad contract from the Republican Party anytime soon...