Friday, June 18, 2004

Please, Please...

B: Rudy, you know why I'm calling?
G: Yes. I think so.
B: And your answer is?
G: But what about Dick?
B: Dick's been dead for two years - we just keep playing his same press statements.
G: He's dead?
B: Right, it's been Karl's most amazing achievement...
G: Omigosh, that supermarket tabloid was right, he is a real robot!!
B: Look Rudy, you've got to hear the call of your country -namely me. So what will it be?
G: Well maybe, but just keep Karl away from me, OK?

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