But I thought All those Generals and Admirals Always Supported the Republican...

Our reporter was on the scene again yesterday outside the West Wing:

KR: Mr. President, 12 retired big name Generals and Admirals came forward in support yesterday and...
GWB: It's about time those guys came forward for me. We need to show everybody that I'm still the Commander-in-Chief.
KB: But, Mr. President, they came forward for John Kerry and, in fact, one was a woman...

(Pause)

GWB: Can we bring them all back on active duty and court martial them?

(Thanks to Iddybud for the link)