Desperation Takes Over at the Pentagon: Imagine Getting This Phone Call if You Were 68 Years Old...

Caller: Dr. Wicks?
Wicks: Yes?

Caller: Dr. Wicks, your country needs you now.
Wicks: What do you mean, I'm retired now.

Caller: Dr. Wicks, you have been recalled to active duty.
Wicks: There must be some mistake, I'm over 68 years old!

Caller: Pack your bags Dr Wicks. You are going to Iraq...