Bush Logic 101

Kerry says implement the 9/11 recommendations --> Bush says he’ll study them

Kerry says he’d implement all the recommendations now --> Bush says he’s implemented most of them already

Florida Republicans say vote with an absentee ballot --> Bush & Bush say trust the voting machines

Bush says we are much safer now --> Bush raises the terror alert to Orange

Bush says intelligence failed for 9/11 --> Bush says intelligence is very strong now based on 4-year old information

Bush raises the terror alert to Orange --> Bush opens the Statue of Liberty

Bush decimates the heart and soul of a country --> Bush’s new slogan painted on the side of his bus: The Heart and Soul of America

Bush supporters slam Kerry’s war record --> This veteran’s response: “Compared to Who?”