Friday, January 21, 2005

The New Commandments....

1. Thou shalt not look on the Sun God directly, on pain of death (depending on the sniper's aim)
2. Thou shalt only take a picture of the Son God while he peers regally to his right at a 90 degree angle to his viewers, with his head tilted upward at a 10 degree angle.
3. Thou shalt not speak the word "Iraq" in the Sun God's presence.
4. Thou shalt put your social security money in the stock market to appease the Sun God's quarter-million-dollar supporters.
5. Thou shalt utter the word "freedom" at least twice in each sentence so that the Sun God can know you are a believer.

Commandments 5 thru 10 are open for readers to suggest...

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